welcome to... INANIMATE INSANITY!!!

STEVE COBS IS ON TWITTER

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THINGS ARE HAPPENING ON BRIANS TWITTER???

HELP
WHAT IS HAPPEINING!???!?!?!?

II2 EP16 2ND TRAILER REACTION

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ANOTHER TRAILER HIT THE TOWER?!?!?

WHAT OS HJAPRPNING OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED I CANT BELIEVE THIS WHAT IS HAOPPENUING!!!!!!!


THEYRE FLYING TO MEEPLE FOR MEPHONE!! THATS SO SWEET?? AWWW

BUT I ALSO. FEEL SO BAD.!! SUITCASE!!!!! RUNNING FROM YOUR PROBLEMS WONT SOLVE THEM!! SUITCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO


ok. theorytime.

1. SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING!!
fan was already talking about a constant vibrating and its assumed to be mephone's calls from cobs. but it is probably also!!!
THE BIG THING THAT IS HAPPENING (MAYBE AN EARTH QUAKE??)

AND FROM HERE. fan plans out a SEARCH PARTY!!! consisting of
himself, testtube, and paintbrush!!! and they go out by using testtube's energy locator! and! idk!

MEAANWHILLEE!!!
i am 10000% sure taco doesnt apologize to pickle here

this is clearly some bigger part to the hotel where everyone is! look at the curtains and wall!!! she isnt apologizing to pickle shes just waltzing in there!!!!!!!

and shes constantly looking towards mepad for reassurance that this will go well (LOL) which makes me wonder! did he take the bow off after she got hurt? or before? like is he concealing the fact that hes helping her or not...
idk! heehee x3

i think she thought about it and then gave up last second LOL
and instead she just focuses on revealing herself to everyone else
WHICH!! GETS HER!!! BEATEN UP!!!!!

and i wanna believe she like shrieks and this makes mephone come running over because?! well mepad cares about taco SO if he cares about her maybe he can win mepad back.... idk.!
shes moving super quickly in this too!! i really think she got cracked here and is writhing in pain!!!!

and.! i really think it was trophy who kicked her in instead of pickle

think about it!!! heres this person everyone believes is dangerous and untrustworthy! what other way to prove your strength and boost your ego than beating them up?!
its probably why he's so angry in this picture and why knife is so upset!

which follows everyone becoming upset that they're just ok with taco all of a sudden! and then having to explain that to everyone she hurt! like! wow!!!! dramaaaa!!~~~!~!~

but now it makes me wonder if microphone looks so distraught because is it out of caring? or out of trauma?

this also doesnt really explain why salt looks so defeated! shes on the FLOOR!! im assuming something absolutely CRAZY happened to OJ.. or maybe the idea of taco just pisses her off because1 idk??????? she almost won maybe? not sure... maybe shes also scared of cobs idk...

im assuming the earthquake like made him die but i dont think everyone would react so! devastated!

CONTINUING WITH THE THEORIES..!!!!


2. CONTESTANTS THAT WILL PERMA DIE
my guesses are on.!!

BOMB: because it was told he was going to have a bigger role in the story;
why not BLOW UP and HELP EVERYONE in SACRIFICE of HIMSELF ?!? also they dont really know what to write with him LOL...

MEPAD: i think mepad going out in sacrifice (?) as well would do some
MASSIVE damage.!! especially to taco who needs him for (emotional) support

MICROPHONE: it would be CRAZY if she died. think about it. taco never gets to apologize; but she helps everyone by hearing cobs plans.!!!

LIGHTBULB: this is solely based on the twitter poll LOL...

3. THATS ALL THAT I HAVE!


im so excited!!!!!!!! i can barely WAIT!! x3 insane that this overlaps BIGGEST RUN!!!!!!!!! i cant WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA BELIEVE THIS ACT WILL BE ~30 MIN LONG.. OR 15 MAYBE...

bonus: baseball hilariously turning away:

(seriously!!!! what could be so upsetting that he needs to WALK OUT?!?)

II2 EP16 TRAILER REACTION

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OMGA???? HUH?? SO FAST?? WTF?? OHMGA

first of all: EVERYONE IS IN THE HOTEL!!!! hotel oj really does have a party everyday huh........ theyr even giving out./.hors d'oeuvres O_o
i cant believe its out. ok theory times

1. everyone WILL find out tacos in the hotel and it will during when she finally talks to pickle!!!! look at these scenes!!!!

that's literally his door where they run!!! they so totally got CAUGHT!!!

also in the scene with taco and mepad... her face is cracked again....
im assuming its just an animation error but...
it would be REALLY funny if pickle PUNTED HER in the FACE
when he opened the door LOL

these green doors appear here too!! so :?

wait a damn minute

omga this shock isnt for taco its for KNIFE AND SUITCASE!!!!!! because theyre IN THE HOTEL!!! THE FLOORS MATCH UP!!!!!

oh god is this why baseball is lurking around worrying about taco? is it out of guilt that he couldnt help suitcase and he wants to help her instead to feel better ????

i can totally see this and then him accidently geting her caught !!!!!!
i also dont really understand why taco is suddenly hiding again? what happened??

also mepad and mephone's conversation throughout the trailer probably
happens when mephone runs into the room mepad and taco are in; and starts begging for help

"This is it, we can't escape him this time. You have to help me."
"We no longer work together..."
"Then. Don't do it for me."

he probably ran from the party when he got called again!!!!!! wow!! i really wanna see tacos reaction to mephone after he almost refused to recover her i NEED to SEE IT!!!!! RAAAHHHHHHH

i've also noticed something about the rooms mepad and taco are in

are they??? right next to his ROOM??????? HUH?? WHO LET THEM IN THERE??

NO ACTUALLY WHO LET HER IN THERE????

i dont think OJ would let someone like taco into his hotel
unless he like. suddenly changed his mind ?!?
i dont think theyre on good terms LOL
but really is anyone?? everytime she was mentioned everyone would FREAK OUT or GET ANGRY!!!! now its just..
casual..
woah

your final chalenge... KILL STEVE COBS!!!!

im so excited !!!!!
i hope pickle forgives her
i hope microphone doesnt

thanks for reading see you on SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 7th IS WHAT I WOULD SAY if i UPLOADED THIS SITE and ANYBODY COULD SEE IT!!!!!!!





also just an insane read maybe but. the word ep16 looks like EPIC.
not sure what this will mean LOL

III THEORY

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for mephone's statement on his half-day vaction... i have. a little theory...
he is. a computer!! technically yes ?!? what if he wanted a season where things go perfectly by creating a simulation!!
this helps explain why lightbulb knife suitcase + taco werent in the 3rd season!!! despite winning the vote!!!! he didnt' wanna even THINK about the 2nd season or especially the 1st!!!!!

so why make up a fake digital scenario where everything goes wrong?
to COPE BETTER!!!

here is EVERY SCENARIO THAT CAN GO WRONG happening NOW!!!! here is the
PEOPLE HE HURT AND KILLED telling him ITS GOING TO BE OKAY!!!

idk i feel like this is his way of convincing himself that hes going to be safe enough to go back to season 2 and continue on no matter what happens (cobs, etc.) !!!!!

even more this is his way of PREPARING to fight against cobs!!! hes like self trained himself to handle it !!!!
he knows the show will end eventually; and he wants to do it in his own comfortable space with no looming threats over him, mental of physical!!!

or maybe im crazy LOL

II2 EP 15 REACTION !!

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its hard to get all my reactions down because i was one of the FIRST ones to WATCH this EPISODE like 2 MONTHS AGO on JUNE 28TH!!!! but. i will mention my fav parts :3c

first. TACO CENTERED EPISODE!!! YESS!!!!! OMGA!!!! EPIC LESBIAN WIN HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!! MOLY!!!!!!!!!!
i will write my original theory for ep15 but i was NOT expecting a mepad taco duo!! so awesomee~~!!!!!
it was so awesome seeing everyone again in the s2 style x3 i really missed everything about it (yes. even the early episodes that were
JUST LIKE season 1(because season 1 is my favorite!!! x3))

i am going to be BLUNT. the beginning. was TOO FAST.!! why did she just start talking immediately LOL i thought they would be some build up?!? like why is it just 'you can't teleport'.... hello?!? give him some time to WAKE UP?!?
but that is my only negative feeling towards the episode. ONWARDS!!!

first: her reaction to mepad caring about her and wanting to help her... ouughh taoco

also who made the contest plan NEON GREEN

for mephone's statement on his half-day vaction... i have. a little theory...
(i have decided to cut this part out and make it its own thing; was TOO LONG)

TACO'S TIRADE: OH MY GOD.
i remember seeing the key 3 talk about how much they wanted her to have a villain song i cant believe it finally happened!!!!
rheagan did SUCH a good job with taco omga idk how she managed to sing WITH the accent!!!! its so!! astounding!!

AND THEN. MEPAD!!! OH MY GYAT!! A DUO!! A DUET!!!
I WAS SO AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FALL IN THAT THEATER!!!!!

seriously!!!!!!! both justin and rheagan did so good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck !!so sorry SPOILED LEMON you've been REPLACED!!!! BY.. !! TWO LONELY OBJECTIONAL LOSERS!!!

i love how ANGRY knife is when taco finally reveals herself!! he get so angry i feel like if he was able to leave the platform he would've
BEAT THE SHIT out of taco ON SIGHT NO STOPPING !!!!
this was further explained in the stream x3

speaking of. taco.

are these not??? the same??? my oh my the similariites!!!!

i also may have forgotten that taco KNEW these guys before. like. i completely forgot they were on a competition before this !!! must be so weird
i always thought they all hated her to the point of never even wanting to mention her name, but lightbulb talks about her so casually..... so idk LOL

also considering that suitcase already knows who she is it wouldnt be farfetched to say rumors probably spread throughout the hotel + contestants??
(might have just remembered suitcase was never in the hotel yet LOOOOOL)

iyghghoguhh. ouguhfghhgfh . shes so TOUCHWED. so HURTED.
poor suitcase gives her HOPE!! the idea of ANOTHER CHANCE PERHAPS!!!! that things CAN GET BETTER and that she theoretically too CAN GET BETTER

her interactions with lightbulb are so interesting. i might make it its own post; but her hatred is so strong for a reason i'll explain later
but for right now,.,.,.

she is TERRIFIED OF HER. THEY ALL ARE HONESTLY
they way they always get defensive or scared when she shows up O_O what did she do besides play the game ?!??!

super manipulative? yessss but. a dangerous person? also yessssss EXCEPT none of them saw any of the things she did!!! what ?!? fighting oj?!?
does that count?!? surely it cannot!!!!!!
i also love the detail of lightbulb clicking the pen FASTER when she gets closer

for the scenes where taco constantly tries to out knife for 'cheating' or knowing her existance.... what was her plan?
like yes now everyone knows knife is untrustworthy! but this is single handedly outing herself!!!
everyone is going to start digging into WHO knife was protecting!!! and then!! BLAM! now everyone HATES her even MORE!!!!!
maybe she projecting too hard... idk LOL considering how in the next scene where she immediately starts talking about how carried away the contest has taken her...

i think this is her awful garbage way of trying to make up what shes done!! trying to backtrack on her mistakes!! trying to give HERSELF the closure she should be GIVING!!!!!!
she suddenly doesnt care about the money anymore! she suddenly realized through mic that this game is MORE...
that the people she socializes with MATTER

i know its such a weird point but considering how much of herself she threw away and replaced just to WIN...!!! she really didnt see a reason to make friends!! it was just make MONEY!!!

and then she goes on a rant!! about how no matter how many contests you win; how many people to betray; it all MATTERS!!!

this buildup of self-realization AND guilt is what lead to!!!!

DIED!!!!!!!


ELIMATION TIME !!!!!!

honestly im kinda glad lightbulb left
i really thought she was gonna win!! (fan fav, 1vs4, etc!)
but seeing her cry after every elimination of one of her friends!! man!!! the more i think about it the more i think she DESERVED to leave!!!!

for baseball....
im surprised how much he didnt LEARN!!! DUMBASS BALL
he somehow magically continues to hurt those he cares about!! he stressed out everyone on his team just by being neglectful; and then mega stresses out suitcase by blaming her and THEN guilting her at the end!!!!

and he keeps trying to remove the blame from her too!! by saying her actions dont matter because of the sudden circumstances she suddenly thrown into!!
but this is probably the most her actions DO matter!! what shes doing has MAJOR CONSEQUENCES!!!!

the fact that baseball projects his own horrible coping mechanisms onto suitcase in hope of making her feel better is CRAZY!!!
he makes her feel WORSE!!!!!!! god DAMN!!!!

hes going to have a MAJOR role in the next episode
too much of a foil we need him!!!!


I ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION:
MEPHONE TRYING TO AVOID RECOVERING TACO

this was such an INSANE part (albeit the tensity was very short lived)
the guilt on everyones faces not knowing wether she'd come back!!!

the guilt on KNIFE'S face knowing that he potentially PERMANENTLY KILLED HER!! FOREVER!!!!!
he hates her but not enough to permanently want her gone?!? very crazy!
i guess he too is realizing that his (murderous) actions have consequences too !!!!!

so much... consequencing!!! jeez!!!

'random act of kindess' counter:... 4!!!
this episode was SO GOOD!!!!! ive been REWATCHING IT EVERYDAY!!!! MWAH MWAH MWWAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
cant wait until the next (i'd give it... a good year or two....)


as my final message:
i really love how unlike the 1st season, in the 2nd season both of the final runners are like besties!!

sorry taco + OJ you guys will ALWAYS been iconic but NEVER besties... !!!

TACO + MEPAD (BESTIES FOR LIFE)

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not to sound crazy.... but do you think during this segment where she quickly looks mepad up and down she was thinking... 'why does he have a bow on' or something on the terms...

she gives him a COMICALLY LARGE BOWTIE!!! WHERE DID SHE GET THAT?? WHEN DID SHE *MAKE* THAT???

AND ALSO. TO ALL THOSE SAYING TACO IS ONLY MADE OUT OF LETTUCE AND TOMATOS

YOU'RE WRONG.

YOUR WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!