II THEORY

8/15/2024 | inanimate insanity blog

for mephone's statement on his half-day vaction... i have. a little theory...
he is. a computer!! technically yes ?!? what if he wanted a season where things go perfectly by creating a simulation!!
this helps explain why lightbulb knife suitcase + taco werent in the 3rd season!!! despite winning the vote!!!! he didnt' wanna even THINK about the 2nd season or especially the 1st!!!!!

so why make up a fake digital scenario where everything goes wrong?
to COPE BETTER!!!

here is EVERY SCENARIO THAT CAN GO WRONG happening NOW!!!! here is the
PEOPLE HE HURT AND KILLED telling him ITS GOING TO BE OKAY!!!

idk i feel like this is his way of convincing himself that hes going to be safe enough to go back to season 2 and continue on no matter what happens (cobs, etc.) !!!!!

even more this is his way of PREPARING to fight against cobs!!! hes like self trained himself to handle it !!!!
he knows the show will end eventually; and he wants to do it in his own comfortable space with no looming threats over him, mental of physical!!!

or maybe im crazy LOL

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